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[JannuaryRainn]

I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing
lists if I DON'T forward an email!

I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an
>e-mail.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail
to more than 50 people!

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an
e-mail
to 10 people.

I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER --NEVER !!

There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am
not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!

There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He
is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable
them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful
flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!

The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every
e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations.

And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things
by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in
Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the
bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send
it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon
or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all
of your hair will fall out!

Just Kidding...

[Ciladen]

See people, this is why you stay on her good side :P

[ This Message was edited by: Ciladen on 2002-02-12 12:19 ]

[poncho524]

yeah, and that song that goes doot doot doot. it rocks.

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Band Stuff
Ask questions, Comment, Talk about the band

[ This Message was edited by: poncho524 on 2002-02-12 13:04 ]

[Listen, bitch, are you fo]

haaaaaaahahhahaha

[JannuaryRainn]

fine....i see how it is....

[DootdaDoo]